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Friday, July 28, 2006

minivan mega HOUSEmate


ok. im so glad big brother is nearly over. After being introduced to the Sal-lee obsession, ive actually become vaguely interested?! Jaime has to be the daftest speaking guy i've heard (apart from David Beckham) and well.. talking... should be left to the professionals!!

as for bagging out big brother, onto bigger and better Things!

I"m on LEAVE! OFFICIALLY!! (well, if you get an out of office reply, you'll know!)
woohoo!!

anyhoo...

better pack my toothbrush amongst other things ..

#1 Priority is my dear Snowboard! ah... she's a beauty!!

Snowy Fields... here we come ay!!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Only 2 sleeps to go!



Kiddies, its time for some SNOW!

I found this first picture of a dog after searching for 'ski bunny'... WHAT the? 2nd picture is NOT me-- but how appropriate... a random asian pic in a ski suit! thought it was pretttttty funeeeeee :)
in anticipation for the trip of the (half) year... i am going on annual leave! woohoo! it never felt so good to take time off after working my absolute BUTT-ass- Hiney off for the past 6 months!! "leave" never felt soooo good :)
Heading to melbourne/falls creek this weekend for the WEEK! and as it is going to be simon's 13th birthday (11th anniversary haha-- think its 24 in human years) i think we're going to celebrate it in style with 'you me and dupree'... woohoo. owen wilson never looked so silly!! he's kinda spunky in a crooked nose/ sorta way...

anyhoo...

anymore randomness would just make this blog more crazy, so i will sign off with this:

" Breathe.... and your lungs.... will be a whole lot clearer!!"

(thats deep Minivan!)

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

On the Road Again...


life for the minivan is settling down, after the initial aftermath of the weekend, and the newly single van well... she's driving all round town trying to pick up a wireless broadband signal (jokes)- thats the sort of stuff i sell... anyhoo... i cant help but think of the 'willie nelson' song.. 'on the road again'... to create an analogy of not just what i do with my job, but i guess my life as well...

this is way too deep for my blog.

and its way late!!

things are good for the minivanmegafun! Thanks dudes/ friends/ buddies for all your support!

It definately aint easy being green! (or a chong).. ( i Had to throw in something random to continue the theme of this blog!)

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Caucasia knows how to PARTY!!



dudes, how can a party get any better than this? fairy bread, sausages (cooked by mama fung) greens and well, red wine helps!!!

as a newly single gal, this was just what was needed... a nite with friends, housewarming the rangies and the farewell of sal-lee... thats right... CAUCASIA DOES KNOW HOW TO PARTY!

THANKS to all who came along and enjoyed the frivolity, the tears (from van) and the laughs... there has to always be Laughs!!!! :)

hope to see you all again soon xoxo

Thursday, July 20, 2006

My life as a Dick Smith Electronics Freak


ok peeps.
its midnite. i have been up since 4:30am to catch a flight to melbourne... only to have it be delayed... and well, i wont bore you with the details.

how does one crazy- arty- zany- hairy* asian girl get involved in driving around the east coast capital cities visiting pretty much every single dick smith store there is? (*only added for effect, i'm actually hairless (but not bald you crazies!)


one could only guess....

ok.

here's a plug for you.. www.chilli.net.au is the geek's paradise. here it is people, BREAKING NEWS!
Vanny is admitting she is a bonafide GEEK (ok, i know you already always thought this-- but i mean..) I WORK IN I.T.!!!
Never in a MULLLION (incorrect spelling intended for bad voiceover) YEORS did i think i'd work in IT!


im a geek in denial.

i'm outta here.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Socceroos, Canberra, Ronan Keating & The FireBrigade!!!





Since my last post, i have scaled all the DSE (for the geeks out there, that is the acronym short for 'Dick Smith Electronics) in Canberra. I have the priveledge of staying with Margie, my dear friend who has made the 'move' to become an official 'canberran' (i dont know if that is related to berries in anyway... ) Ok, some exciting news:

CELEBRITY SPOT:
#1 Lucas Neill at the Marigold ( in sydney chinatown) on Wednesday nite (went there with the fams for my sister's birthday) although im a geek, i wasnt going to be groupie and didnt ask for a photo (he was with there having a quiet meal with his pretty blonde girlfriend).... ok for those who dont know who he is, he's the Soccerroo that was involved in the whole ' penalty in the box' thing with the game against Italy...
ok. he was pretty hunky!! (i reluctantly admit)

#2 Canberra: thought i saw the profile of my favourite boy-band celeb. Ronan Keating.
Starstruck for about 5 minutes i saw him sitting away from Margie and Jason and I eating in very trendy Manuka.. but only after Margie and i saw this guy smile... it was definately
NOT ronan... :(


oh well.

the rainy weather continues here and i cant believe i have forgotten to include the biggest sensational news of the week...

no sallee- as i have reported to you at midnite (perth time) i did NOT burn down the Rangies!!!!!


FIRE!!!!! FIRE!!!!
i have proof of the fire damage, the ENTIRE fuse box at 28A rangies is now WITH
OUT electricity for almost 5 days!!!!!!

FREAKOUT!!!!!!!

i was more disappointed at the fact the fireman didnt come and rescue me- his advice? (as i was standing outside as i saw 'backdraft' style fireman come and hose down the fire (electrical fires should NOT use Water kids! do not try this at home!)-- ' i asked :

V:"What do i do?"
Fireman #1: " Just stay inside and open the window"
V: (walks inside (its still smokey and disappointed no movie style rescue))


random Questions 101- is it expensive to get a haircut in Canberra?
perhaps-- if you include shampoo and conditioner in the sale!

ok. enough from me for today.

That's enough excitement for an old granora.

over and out!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

monday nite vegetarians and meatlovers.... and thats just the people!




ok dudes... jatin, sal-lee, ive got withdrawal symptoms with the thought of mondee nite dinners going to be a thing of the past.. in the near future!
here are some 'time of your life' (aka bad greenday song) to sing along as you review the pics from last monday's great feast ala Jatin's refried beans and taco parties! (no real mexicans were harmed in the making of this fiesta).

:)

romance at cremorne point-- almost-- with meat pies!






HEY! ... Romance just never stops at the rangies! just jokes.... sal-lee was so kind to have returned from a trip down to 'the beaches' (aka northern beaches) to grab a pie from collaroy -- some famous pie shop (i have had the privelege of dining on take-away pies many a time prior) but this time, it was different. almost 'magic' in the air. the meat pie was fate. sal-lee and i went down to our favourite 'romance' (joke) spot at cremorne point- but mind you--- it is a great spot! for our usual fast food consumption with diet cokes and a wave to the bypassing 'captain cook cruise' ships (we usually wave from the shore hoping someone will wave back--- much to our amusement there are caring souls out there that care to share a 'wave')

ok. what am i on about? basically this is just a really long winded way of saying--- we had pies for lunch and we ate them down at cremorne point and we also 'happened' to have my digicam around to take some silly pickies of our antics!!

enough said. but mind you... i think that is one of the *last times ill get to dine with sal-lee by our favourite *romance* spot..... (sigh)...

sally-- ps. i love you*



hahahahh
*sal-lee is currently conscripted to perth for a period of 2 weeks prior to returning for one week only and then off to the snow and then to Perth (or Perf-- if you're from Penriff! (penrith!).

Saturday, July 08, 2006

hey-im not the only other freak on here!

" Erm, well, back to slayin internet dragginz. "

ok... this quote was found on a fellow blogger (complete stranger)---
dude. anyone that pluralizes ANYTHING witha Z is a complete dag....

HAHAHA

Food on the Chong Side...


Its saturday nite and all ive eaten today is no-frills self oven baked hot fries with my favourite chicken salt and a diet coke. i've almost thrown up. ....
aside from picking up my snowboard from the surf shop up in crows nest and now sally mentioning eating dominoes... i cant help but wonder why i feel sick.... still!!

alas-- embarassing pictures are my forte-- check www.sallygoeswest.blogspot.com but to share the load, it was sal-lees idea to pose with the diet coke can sculpture/ frame....

anyhoo-- no tears today regarding sal-lee's departure, but as mentioned in the last blog, there are gentle giants e.g. lou- moving in, so it will be a new chapter in the rangies.

Ok. however, life isnt all rosy here on the chong side....
this week- i have eaten chocolate for dinner and tried out a new recipe for pork/veal meatballs. it was a TREAT!
i cooked a dinner for 4, and i had no complaints!!
skins, sal, brendan and i indulged on massive meatballs c/o bill granger' s recipe....
care to try? its so EASY!! try: http://www.smh.com.au/news/recipes/ask-bill-meatballs/2006/06/26/1151174123655.html

Im such a GRANny!! i've even been dubbed 'Granora' before... (sounds similar to granola, but its not the first time i have been referred to as food)- speaking of food-- chinglish for my name: wan-illa (translation: Van-Nilla)

ok. for those that find that funny... well-- good onya!

its enough of bad eating habits these past couple of weeks....
its back to chinese greens and tasty vegies!!!!

till next time...

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Vanny's reflections on the news of a new flatmate!?

So, its back again for more postings and more tears. As mentioned in the last blog, my friend, my crazy flatmate, my fellow starwars fantatic (aka landlord) Sal-lee- is departing to go far far away in another galaxy... or for the Western shores of Perth...(close) !!
But to fill the massive shoes she will be leaving behind on August 7 (the fateful day)... dear Lou will be moving in from her frollicking days overseas, romping around the coast of morocco, enjoying the local tasty treats and wishing she brought along some mylanta to ease the 'discomfort' from trying the local 'delicacy'... (fried cochroaches?) but alas, the days of eating cochroaches wont be found at the 'Rangies'. The precarious and humble cosy home, that Sally and I share. (I sound like Sally and i are a couple-- if only!! -jokes) .
Ok, so the ramblings continue, and i have not yet mentioned anything about being a Chong.. OK....
bad jokes aside-- Lou and i will officially become the 'noughties' version of 'twins' ala danny devito and arnie. Ok, so maybe i'm not quite as attractive as danny, and lou is alot less beefcake than arnie, but you get the picture. I"m 5'2 and she's like 6'1. (lads, she's blonde and she's very very Cute!--) postings welcome-- haha. who needs RSVP.com?

ok... so aside from rambling on about trading in the Sal-lee for the tall gentle giant Lou. Life at the rangies* will never be the same.
I think that there is a time in your life when you're asian, single and living the life on the lowernorthshore and you wonder, just wonder what it would be like to be 6'1.

ok. now i'm just really crapping.
will post better pictures next time.



*'Rangies' is the name we endearingly call our living quarters.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

life on the fun-g side...



Hi All,
For those that have decided to find out what the heck Van is doing these days--- here is my official Blog. although a closet geek- i have now succombed to expressing my inexplicable (at times) and random ramblings of what it is to be a 'Chong' (chinese person of oriental influence) in the modern ratrace of the western world... aka life in Sydney.

So... what becomes of the young mid-twenties Asian leaning, chopstick using, sushi (all foods) consuming...fast food fantatic?

Life in the fast lane with The Tanner... AKA Sal-Lee... fellow crazy and all round awesome Flat mate.

Ok....

enough for now... i will post more useless ramblings and photos next time.

Ciao!