
i kid you not. she said it wasn't meant to offend!!! HOW WUDE! haha

Because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars; to be satisfied with your posessions; to despise nothing in the world except falshood and meanness, and to fear nothing except cowardice; to be governed by your admirations rather than by your disgusts; to covet nothing that is your neighbor's except his kindness of heart and gentelness of manners; to think seldom of your enemies, often of your friends… and to spend as much time as you can, with body and with spirit. These are little guideposts on the footpath to peace. (henry van dyke).

Ok. So… what does one do without internet access?
You have to be a little bit more cunning to enjoy the lack of stimulation and the amount of bald headed, white haired chaps with shorts and long socks are PLENTIFUL here at my current posting of temp work.
But seriously… when you encounter people named DIDLEY… you do wonder?? Huh? I didn’t even think I heard him correctly at first… I thought he said GIDLEY. And with a last name ( I think its safe to presume he wont be reading my blog!) McCulloch… what a FUNNY NAME!! HAHAH
That’s the thing about working at reception for some places… you meet ALL sorts of strange types! HA!!!
So…. What to do then aye?
Anyhoo.. Without having to entertain myself at the thought of a chicken's head exploding when one sings too high! (which I would admit… is a HILARIOUS thought)… especially when one has to sing high notes in church!! (oh, and no one booed me off stage last nite… woohoo!!)
oh... my sister gave me an excellent idea... to form an excel spreadsheet of my potential itinerary for Africa! YAY!
I've taken it a step further... i've colour coded it! Oh the FUN you can have when left to your own devices!
again...
stay in skool kids! love yas! xo

You know when you watch a TV show that contains some serious satire… that you know that a lot of the time it is based off a real character/ type or stereotype?
Today. I have met Marjorie Dawes. If you don’t know who im talking about… check out 'Little Britain'… and look out for the 'Fat Fighters Club'…
This is the lady that works the first shift at my current posting for tempwork…
My encounter was brief… as she finishes her shift at 1 and I promptly start at 1…. This executive reception never felt so….
Well. There isnt much going on here.
I mean, there is a really cool security monitor that sits to the right of me, but as for a busy reception, … nothing could be further from the truth.
As for the lady that I have replaced during her annual leave… this is where people come to die!
Anyhoo, back to the story.
So, Marjorie Dawes. She is ever so slightly on the bigger boned side. Glasses, short blondish hair… and to make it Marjorie… she had the accent… and… the lisp.
"S'Alright, I must be off now… do you know where the bathrooms are?... I have left some instructions, notes here for you… its going to be a quiet afternoon. Lorrie left some handover notes right?... Ok… see you tomorrow, I'm in a hurry…"
I don’t know about you, but I certainly wasn’t born yesterday (despite still appearing to look like a teenager!! I got "20" the other day! I have graduated!)
I love how people presume because you are 'new' that you have no idea what to do.
I mean seriously.
Its reception.
The phone has rung once since I have been here, and its been 24minutes to be exact!
Anyhoo, I am trying to make light of a not very exciting proposition. But as with all things… without making drama out of the ordinary… life gets pretty dull!
Hence my ability to make fun of the trivial… I enjoy the sport!
Anyhoo… That encounter with Marjorie (or her twin--) has made my day.
(And if that’s about as exciting as it gets, I have a long 2 week stint here!!)
Haha.
Have you encountered a TV stereotype/ lookalike recently? And no, Home&Away stars don’t count! :P














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