S.O.A.P!!! Now PG rating!! what the freak?!

I cant believe how funny, snakes on a plane was last nite! i went to see it in belconnen westfield with margie... we were recalling our last 'stupid' b-grade movie experience with 'alien vs. predator' - a clear favourite...

lets just say that there was no real plot (surprise, surprise) and the random scenes in the airplane bathrooms where the snake bit the chick's bare boob, has to be the stupidest scene of all time!!

Not to mention the fact that a 'wall of suitcases' between seats 30-60 in Coach wont in fact STOP the snakes from 'coming to get you'... remember, 'pheromones' are not limited by carry on baggage!!! what the??

anyhoo, the non- stop action, the random storylines, romances between sljackson and that nurse/ flight attendant from E.R. plus the random surfer guy who somehow witnessed the murder of the leading prosecuter of some dodgy asian ( go figure) -- it wasnt me! haha, was all a bit much...

but as the movie started with some happy music, the final scene was no disappointment (nor random- -haha-- note: sarcasm) .. with SL Jackson conquering his demons and actually apparently standing up on his surfboard! Was that the whole point of that movie??

Quotable quotes and memorable scenes from the movie:

• "Time is TISSUE!" (when the poisonous snakes expert is trying to hurry up SL jackson to give them detailed descriptions of all the 'snakes' on board-- to find anti venom?)
• The shots of SLjackon 'happy snaps' holding a snake-- emailed from the South Pacific 121 flight back to the poison expert-- was HILARIOUS!!
• Did i already mention the boob being bitten? ridiculous!
• How about the senseless killing of the pet dog 'mary-kate!' fed to the giant anaconda that breaks through the glass light panel? (what the?)
• flight attendant tiffany saying to 'young boy'... 'what are you drawing there little boy?'-- then out of nowhere, this kid has drawn in full colour and detail, of an orange cobra--- now, where the heck did he find his coloured pencils and paper after his little brother almost died from a snake bite and his stuff was left at the back of the plane with all those other random 'snake' bitten people?
• Ok, there are so many more stupid moments to mention, but you'll just have to go see it yourselves!!!

I give the movie, 4 1/2 stars for pure B-grade stupidity. A great laugh.